Description:
Date of Birth: 7/15/2008 Hair: Reddish BrownPlace of Birth: Texas Eyes: Blue
Height: 24.5 inches Complexion: Olive
Weight: Approximately 15lbs Sex: Male
Build: baby fat Occupation:Baby
Remarks: Baby fools you into thinking he's about to start sleeping through the night, may possibly start the following night, or may revert back to previous sleep/eat schedule. He is cute, and will use his cuteness to lull you into a false sense of security, His smile is really just a means to an end for his diabolical little plans of running the world.
Scars and Marks: None
Caution: While entirely cute, cuddly and love able.. baby may still spit up on occasion, and loves to do so at the most inopportune time.
1 comment:
you are hilarious. and i am typing with one hand so you don't get capital letters. i still love you though.
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